Will exchange angry handy jays for HELP!

After trying for several days and countless installs, I'm about to give up on this hackintosh thing. I've been trying to read forum posts, guides, and tutorials to no avail. I figured I'd give one last shot of actually asking for help and see what you guys can do...

I have the iatkos s3 v2 dvd
Motherboard: Gigabyte G31M-ES2L
Video: GeForce 7900 GS 512MB
CPU: Intel Pentium Dual Core
Audio: Realtek High Definition Audio

And I think that's all you need to know. Maybe? I don't know...

Please help me if at all possible, I need this to impress that ladies. Thanks!