I bought a brand new USB keyboard that works for my laptop but the problem now is that neither the BIOS nor Windows and the Mac setup recognise the USB keyboard. I've checked the drivers and they're all there in windows but the keyboard is getting no power at all. I tried reinstalling the drivers but that didn't work. I'm on a laptop so I don't have advanced BIOS settings like the USB legacy changes.

What the hell do I do to get past this cursed post-installation Leopard setup??