Please help with all this mumbo jumbo

Ok i am spending sleepless nights trying to install this iHackintosh thing i am all new to apple side i got more interested after buying iphone....please help me and be my santaclaus for this christmas

I have 2 computers one is a Laptop and the other is a desktop.
Below is the specifications for my desktop

Motherboard: Gigabyte GA965
RAM: 2GB
Video:Nvidia 8600GS/hdp/256mb
Monitor: Philips 170s
DVD:IDeneb 10.5.5 which loads up with chamelon kernel i think

Laptop ACER aspire 5685wlmi

please please help

theres this guy who claims he got it working but never said how for the desktop
HERE is the link
http://forum.insanelymac.com/index.p...3&#entry982623 :fail