Ziphone,and what it could do to you

**ratmdex** · 08-02-2008 12:53 AM

Ziphone,and what it could do to you

Hi My name is Alec Baldwin,here to tell you about "Ziphone".Ziphone is a vicious killer from the jungles of Norway infecting your genitailia and especially in males aged 20-30,causing unconfortable "Shit-fits" and an unnatural start of touching other men in their "Love sacks".People seen using Ziphone have had an almost complete dissatisfation with everything it offers,which is,(Increased sexual attraction,larger penile penetration,Soloudinhere's phone number,and an op status in #modmyiphone).

Instead you will get An increased attration from 70yr old child molestors,smaller and in some cases complete loss of your penis, and instead of getting Soloudinhere's number,you'll get Zeal's number. But you will get an op status, just not in #modmyiphone, only in #ziphone.
so weigh your options before using, as NYC tells us " That shit be wakk" I couldnt agree more.

Thank You for tuning in, this is Alec Baldwin says good night,and good luck

**)law(** · 08-02-2008 12:54 AM

roflcopter......

**Andrea_P** · 08-02-2008 12:02 PM

I used ziphone and I won the lottery

**ChronicProductions** · 08-02-2008 04:01 PM

i hear if you click 'make coffee' enough times it can cure aids, solve the economy crisis, feed the starving, and give you eternal life!

**mbht** · 08-03-2008 01:20 AM

One mistake, there isn't any jungles in Norway :-P

**ratmdex** · 08-03-2008 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by ChronicProductions

i hear if you click 'make coffee' enough times it can cure aids, solve the economy crisis, feed the starving, and give you eternal life!

no,It just gives you the nasty shitzzzz

**Dave** · 08-03-2008 05:06 AM

Funny man,if I could I would rename you to comedian

**ratmdex** · 08-03-2008 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by Dave

Funny man,if I could I would rename you to comedian

you should...

I could be the Jester Of Hackint0sh

**IphoneEntusiast.** · 08-03-2008 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by ratmdex

I could be the Jester Of Hackint0sh

then keep the jokes coming man.. that was hilarious...

**aviegas** · 08-03-2008 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by mbht

One mistake, there isn't any jungles in Norway :-P

Haven't you ever been to the "jungles of Norway"? They have "ethernal rainforests", just between the icy mountains.

Rumor tells that once a kid was lost there and was cared for by the wild pigs. I've also heard that the kid finally returned his family in a southern/Mediterranean European country, was able to reintegrate and went to computer school..... I wonder what happened to the kid.....