BIG BIG IDEA: Flash might work...
I have a crazy idea on how to get Flash on the touch/iPhone.
Leopard's Safari is probably one of the closest to the one on these devices right? I was rooting through my touch's file system and found a directory that has the plugins for Safari. I was lucky enough to find the same folder on my new installation of Leopard.
/Macintosh HD/Library/Internet Plug-Ins/
Lo-and-behold there is Flash Player.plugin and flashplayer.xpt.
Could we some how copy these files and inject the safari pref files with the handling of the mime type to that plugin?
Has anyone thought of this before?