09-11-2008, 02:27 AM
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Gantz
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana (LA) & San Pedro Sula, Honduras (HN)
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/b/ & Anonymous
Originally posted on my blog:
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Meh...
I was browsing /b/, then all of the sudden people knew the inevitable cancer that consumes /b/ took over when this happened:
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By the time the LHC became aware of it self, it had spread to many computer servers around the world. Office computers, dorm laptops, etc, it was software in cyberspace. There was no core. It could not be shut down. The attack began 3:48AM as EGF had predicted. Judgement Day, the day humans were almost wiped out by the same defense they built to protect themselves. The [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hardon_Collider"]LHC[/URL striked with precision and severity. The first casualty was /b/. With /b/ gone, the great barrier that humanity had constructed to separate itself from the dark side of society had fallen. With all of the walls of /b/ down the darkness, cruelty, racism and rest of humanity's darkness spread to the rest of the boards at 4chan. However, these could not hold for much. The human darkness spread thru the net infecting everything and eventually making it over to the real world. Much of the world got consumed in darkness and became a barren wasteland. Now I understand what EGF meant by Judgement Day is inevitable. We were not meant to stop it, just survive it. I don't know if the future is written or not. All I know is what EGF told me, keep fighting. Maybe there is hope after all.
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Well, now back to the real part of this blog. Yes, /b/ right now is currently unable to be used to post. Official news from m00t say it is undergoing a chemo to wipe out all the cancer that had grown in /b/.
Currently the Anonymous are roaming free cyberspace chanting there purpose and who they are. Watch out and don't be caught in the way of the great anon's.
Hear what they have to say:
"We are Anonymous.
We are legion, for we are many.
We are one.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
We will crush anything that stands in our way.
But we will be hailed as saviours of the internet."
Behold their introduction -
"Aha! To be astounded. An army of assholes, an association armed with an arsenal of asinine ambiguously adult anonymii. This ambidextrous armada, no mere attack force is an astounding assembly of articulate aristocrats. assuming the collective affliction has not atrophied, another day of ardent internet argument arises. Under the ambiguous aegis of internet anonymity, all annoying assertations may be announced with reckless abandon. the armored amplifiers of info, The antithesis of approbates, aided and abetted by all things arbitrary. Apology? do not forgive, do not forget. alas I am all aflutter, after the anticipation. You may call me anonymous."
Just know if you stumble against the refugees of /b/, you better behave or you might find the internet against you. These refugees on the look for the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hardon_Collider"]LHC[/URL and seeking its destruction.
Now, join the army of anon's and ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH!!!
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